Exactly! (And no, it's not very PC)

So I saw this plate at a Target store, back about a week before my Mom had her stroke. It cracked me up, and I decided to creep up (very 009) and snap a pic of this plate. I felt like an idiot, and was hoping the driver was in Target for a while, pondering over the $1 spot.

But I want this plate. No, I'd rather not be "climbing a mountain" or "riding a bike" or "lifting weights" or blah blah blah...whatever else people would rather be doing! NO!

I'd rather be half way down that bottle of cold chardonney...with another one chilling right behind that.

And I'm okay with that. Very okay.